Hand-drawn illustration with distressed xerox texture on solid black background. Centered composition. A vintage cathode-ray television set with spindly uneven legs and two asymmetrically bent rabbit-ear antennas on top, rendered in white ink with heavy xerox grain and scan-line artifacts throughout. The screen is a void of deep black. From the exact center of the dark screen, a single human forearm and open hand reaches outward toward the viewer, fingers fully splayed. The hand is rendered with anatomical crosshatch detail — tendons, knuckles, veins. Around the TV frame, small chaotic static-noise scribbles suggest interference patterns. Overall line quality is scratchy and distressed, suggesting a degraded photocopy. Monochrome white on black. Style: xerox zine texture, lo-fi post-punk, dark deadpan humor, outsider art rendering.

When 'just networking' feels like acting. A fox out of their element making small talk and pretending to enjoy it.

All-conference. All-exhausted. Varsity lettering for athletes of the sleep-deprived. Wear your record on your back.