Outsider folk art illustration on a solid white background, tall vertical totem composition. A stacked arrangement of six mushrooms of varying species and sizes — porcini cap, fly agaric dome, chanterelle ruffled edge shapes — growing upward from a tangle of gnarled roots and dark soil at the base. Each mushroom cap contains a single large almond-shaped eye with a circular iris, rendered flat and symmetrical, integrated naturally into the cap texture pattern. Between the mushroom stems: loose spore puff clouds, thin curling vine tendrils connecting the arrangement vertically, a small snail climbing one stem. At the very base, two small rabbits sit among the roots and scattered leaf litter. The full silhouette forms a tall narrow oval totem shape. Color palette: flat forest green for all mushroom caps and vine foliage, burnt orange for stems and soil tones, cream-white for spore puffs and eye highlights, dark charcoal for outlines and iris pupils. Risograph spot color aesthetic with scratchy hand-drawn ink line quality and organic edge imperfection. Three colors on white. Dense composition, surreal spiritual folk art mood. Solid white background.

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